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ambersbaby:

toke-dont-choke:

episkey-x:

lacigreen:

juilan:

I found this pamphlet on the floor today and some of these “ways to say no to sex” are hilarious

“i want to have a career”

“i have to go to the bathroom” …

“i just got my hair done”

“lets ask my parents”

im sorry but what

This is funny as fuck XD

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stefanyd:

ashesofhearts:

I had no idea I was a novelist. 

OH MY GOD

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awesomecd:

elendraug:

dayofthebaphomets:

This will introduce you to a color you’ve probably never seen before.

True “Cyan”. Usually most people find it an ugly color, or just an ordinary light blue. BUT! Computers and TVs dilute the actual appearance of cyan and when you see it, its fucking awesome.

SO! Stare at the white dot for 2 minutes. Just as long as you can. The circle will get fuzzy and youll start to see a ring forming. Back your head up slowly and look around the edge of the circle.

Craziest, best blue Ive ever seen.

CLICK FOR FULL SIZE. MAKES IT 13249140192 TIMES BETTER

oh this is a lovely blue goddamn

I love this blue!

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narcodigitalhedonist:

In the greater scheme of things humans aren’t really all that big and important. If we disappeared from the earth tomorrow the world would get along just fine without us…and breathe a sigh of relief to finally be rid of those weird and cruel hairless apes who will destroy anything and everything if it means they can consume more and more useless shit faster than before. “Give me convenience or give me death.” Well, first we get the convenience; then we get the death. We are out of our depth and will eventually pay the price. We certainly live in interesting times.

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sorryforthefilth:

b1unt0bject:

neonraverfantasies:

status-excessu:

maomi:

omg i have to reblog this again.

you squinty-eyed fuck

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

Only in Australia…

I can’t

These etiquette memes omg X]

AHRIOEW IGUIUIWRFWRHWR

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